There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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