- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

The WNBA

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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