- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Justin Bieber.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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