- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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