why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Vagina Boob

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Roses are red.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Cameron is a r e t a r d

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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