- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Dumbledore dies.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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