Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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