- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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