Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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