What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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