- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Ms Leong Sux

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

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