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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

who is really lanky? james cornish

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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