a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Im taking a shit right now.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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