Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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seek beauty

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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