why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

race-car = rac-ecar

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

I just threw up..In my pants.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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