- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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