- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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