Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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how man

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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The Big Band Theory

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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