A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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