An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A Duck walks into a bar.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

If life gives you lemonade.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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