Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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