Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Sex

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