- Anti Joke

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?