- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money