- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

1+2 = 6

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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