- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

a. why? b. because

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Asian women drivers...

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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