A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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