what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Democracy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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