What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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