Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Roses are red.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Knock Knock Who's there

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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