- Anti Joke

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out