- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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