Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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hello

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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