- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

learn. advance!

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what looks like a banana? a penis

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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