- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

SHUT UP JP

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

don't just stand there

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

knock knock come in

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

why did katy fall off her bike?

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