What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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