How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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