learn. advance!

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Chuck Norris.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Bitch

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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