Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What does? 42

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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