- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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