- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

It was a beautiful day. Face.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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