- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

I had friends on the Death Star.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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