- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

whats black and large -me

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

I <3 Hitler

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

dat shoe shine tho

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!