- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Democracy.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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