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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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