- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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