your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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