- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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