- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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