What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

justin beiber sucks

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Horse.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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