Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A dyslexic blind man

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

H o m o comes out as homo

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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