- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A guy walks into a bar

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

im telling maguire

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??