*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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hi charles lattuca III

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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PIED NINNY!

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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