What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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