What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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