Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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