Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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