Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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