- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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