what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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poopy is poopy

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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