Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Jovan

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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