What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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