Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Barack Obama is a good president.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

hi charles lattuca III

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

PIED NINNY!

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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