what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Anti Joke

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