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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Mooses

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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